Comprehensive, Compassionate, Comfortable, Convenient Women’s Healthcare

Your most precious parts deserve better!

This is NOT your typical OB/GYN office.

Whole-person GYN care for women at every life stage — without the rush, confusion, or judgment.

Imagine a healthcare experience where your questions are truly heard, your concerns are met with compassion, and your body is treated with respect—not rushed through a checklist of someone else’s priorities.

This is thoughtful, informed, and luxurious care from a licensed provider who’s here to collaborate, problem-solve, and help you feel your best!

Unrushed, deeply present, and fully focused on you.

You deserve better than a 15min visit!

Most women I see come to me after years of frustration:

– Their symptoms dismissed
– Labs ignored or never ordered
– No time for questions with their doctor
– No one connecting all the dots
– Yearning for a more holistic solution, beyond SSRIs and Birth Control.

If that sounds familiar, You’re not the problem!

The system is!


I’m Rachel Olsson—Advanced Registered Nurse Practitioner (APRN) and Certified Nurse-Midwife (CNM)

I offer deeply personalized care for women navigating hormone shifts, chronic symptoms, or basic GYN needs.

My goal is simple:

✔ Listen fully

✔ Ask the right questions

✔ Use both conventional and holistic tools to help you feel better and understand

Midwives do much more than birth care.

Midwife literally means with woman. It means having a health care collaborator who honors your unique needs and constitution. Instead of one-size-fits-all solutions, midwives strive to meet you where you are, and to be with you on your journey. Traditionally midwives have been guardians of the sacred process of birth, but today midwives are also safe-keepers of your health and life journey.

I work with women of all ages, teenage through menopause, as well as some men (including trans-men and trans-women). I am also trained in newborn wellness through 6 weeks of age.

Things I Care For

  • Well Woman care: pap smears, pelvic and breast exams, orders for breast cancer screening, etc.
  • Chronic and Acute Gynecologic Infections
  • Cervical Dysplasia
  • Hormone Help (PCOS, optimizing menstrual cycles, perimenopause, etc)
  • Fertility and Preconception
  • Pregnancy and Postpartum Optimization
  • Mold Illness
  • Thyroid Disorders
  • LGBTQ Care
  • Family Planning
  • Urinary Infections
  • Prescriptions, Imaging, and Labs (state regulations may apply)
  • Teen Care

What Clients are Saying

I sought Rachel‘s help during a very stressful time when I was struggling with a bunch of seemingly unrelated symptoms and needed help on so many fronts.

She was so compassionate and empathetic, but also determined to dig in, not only on the hormone problems I was having, but also to help me to identify that I had gut problems as well as exposure to heavy metals and other toxins.

- KO

Functional medicine has been a life changing specialization of health care in that I will now only see providers with experience/training/interest in this field. I drove 2.5 hours each way for an appointment with Rachel and it was so worth it. Her bedside manner was lovely – very caring and compassionate.

- KE

I am blown away after just my first appointment with Rachel. She has gone above and beyond to educate herself on not only traditional women’s health information but also cutting edge holistic practices. I have searched far and wide for someone like her and feel beyond grateful to have finally found her. If you’re searching for the right fit for your woman’s health needs but haven’t found it yet, I highly recommend you check her out.

- KLJ

Book an Appointment

Click below to make an appointment or email me at functionalmidwifery@gmail.com and I will get back to you as soon as possible.