Come see me in San Antonio!
Feel the luxury of time with your provider: with long appointments to feel heard and have your questions answered.
Initial visits are 60-90 minutes, depending on the service booked, and follow-up visits are typically 20-60 minutes, depending on your individual needs. There is no need to limit yourself to only a pap visit, or to a single problem per visit, I’m here to help you save time and feel the dignity and humanity that you deserve (but that is missing in commercialized healthcare!) You’ll also see me Every Time, no surprises!
Note: in person visits are available in February and at other times, depending on client request and my availability to travel there (I live in Denver now). Otherwise I am available for virtual care, which most clients are served very well by! We can do so much without needing to be in person and I can prescribe medication, order ultrasounds, and order labs to you, anywhere in TX!
I offer both à la carte services and a membership-based subscription — so you can choose what fits your needs best.
While my à la carte pricing is listed below, the most affordable and flexible way to work with me is through my membership program (12 month commitment).
With the subscription, you’ll get:
- One comprehensive annual exam (60 minutes, valued at $650) OR new patient visit (valued at $750)
- Priority booking, and often same day visits
- After hour visits when needed (and available)
- $40 visits!!
- Reduced administrative fees ($25 instead of $40)
- Monthly members-only “Ask Me Anything” Zoom calls
- Ongoing support with less financial pressure
Membership is $108/month with a 12 month commitment
This model allows for a more relaxed, relationship-centered approach to your care.
Click below to make an appointment or email me at functionalmidwifery@gmail.com. You can sign up for the membership during our visit; simply book the service you’re interested in and you’ll pay the 10% deposit toward that particular visit, which is then applied toward the membership.
Pricing
San Antonio Services
Best Pelvic/Breast exam Ever (30min): The Well woman exam you’ve deserved all along, but never received, nor knew existed. This is for those wanting a more beautiful, more comfortable, more relaxed experience. Exam includes a head to toe exam with thyroid, breast, belly, and pelvic exam, with an assessment of posture, pelvic floor, and breathing as well. We will take care of your pap smear if needed, plus any other desired testing, including in house blood draws (with labs sent to Quest Diagnostics). $450.
(prescriptions and imaging orders can also be taken care of at a small additional fee of $40)
60min Well person (annual) care visit: This visit includes everything mentioned above and allows for extra time to talk about optimizing your health and wellbeing. Includes case review beforehand to hit the ground running. And we can discuss any labs or imaging you may have done with another provider or DIY-ed. New patient visit additionally includes a beautiful journal to take notes.
$750 for new patients and $650 for established patients
(prescriptions and imaging orders can also be taken care of at a small additional fee of $40)
60-75min New Patient Deep Dive “Problem(s)” focused visit: These visits allow us deep time to delve into an issue or issues you are struggling with, for example, fertility, chronic infections, perimenopause, PCOS, thyroid issues, pain with sex, etc! New patient visit includes a beautiful journal to take notes in. $750
*You can also add on a pelvic/breast exam and 15-30min of time and $100 (90min visit).
(prescriptions and imaging orders can also be taken care of at a small additional fee of $40)
Established Patient visit: as described above, but $600/hr prorated to the time needed, with $40 add on for exam fee, Rx, labs, or imaging orders. Minimum $300. Established clients can always follow up virtually as well at $400/hr, prorated to the time needed with $100 minimum.
Other services!
Please email Functionalmidwifery@gmail.com to discuss:
- IUD insertion and/or removal
- Nexplanon (and other implant birth control) removal
- IUI
- In-home Miscarriage Care
- Postpartum Care
- Spa or vacation packages with add on craniosacral therapy, massage, myofascial release, pelvic floor PT, and more! Let’s plan your best women’s health day ever!
Pricing
In-Person Visit
60min New Patient Well person care visit: This is for clients who simply want a Much Better well woman exam experience, but who are not having any chronic issues that need to be trouble shot. Visit includes case review before visit to hit the ground running. Exam includes a breast, belly, and pelvic exam, with an assessment of posture, pelvic floor, and breathing. Pap smear and blood work as indicated. The visit also includes review of diet and lifestyle and lab review if applicable. Includes a beautiful handmade journal to take notes. $750 with $40 add on for Rx, labs, or imaging orders
50min Established Patient Well person care visit: This visit is similarly for women without need to troubleshoot issues, and who are looking for a luxurious and dare I say Fun well woman care visit. Visit includes case review before visit to hit the ground running. Exam includes a breast, belly, and pelvic exam, with an assessment of posture, pelvic floor, and breathing. Pap smear and blood work as indicated. The visit also includes review of diet and lifestyle and lab review if applicable. $650 with $40 add on for Rx, labs, or imaging orders
90min New Patient Deep Dive “Problem(s)” focused visit: These visits include all the same as described in the New Patient visit above, but it allows us more time to really delve into an issue or issues you are struggling with, for example, fertility, chronic infections, perimenopause, PCOS, thyroid issues, pain with sex, etc! $1,000 with $40 add on for Rx, labs, or imaging orders
45min Established Patient Deep Dive “Problem(s)” focused visit: as described above, but 45 minute visits, for established clients $550 with $40 add on for Rx, labs, or imaging orders